Snatched from all over.

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/

2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.

3. Take their “Career Matchmaker” questions.

4. Post the top umpty results:

The careers I’ve worked in are bold. Careers I've considered (if only during irrational moments in college) are italicized.

(This was actually kind of scarily accurate.)

1. Desktop Publisher
   
2. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (the utter lack of drawing/drafting skills is a drawback)
   
3. Animator
   
4. Writer
   
5. Critic
   
6. Market Research Analyst
   
7. Print Journalist
   
8. Medical Illustrator
   
9. Translator (I'm actually quite bad with foreign languages)
   
10. Political Aide
    
11. Activist
    
12. Graphic Designer (I love this kind of work, but being color blind meant I couldn't seriously pursue it)
    
13. Artist
    
14. Computer Animator
    
15. Anthropologist
    
16. Editor
    
17. Archivist
    
18. Casting Director
    
19. Comedian (yes, I considered this, in, like, high school, but back then I had stage fright. Also: not funny enough.)
    
20. Health Records Professional
    
21. Historian
    
22. Composer
    
23. Musician (shut up. I was an almost-competent bass player!)
    
24. Public Relations Specialist
    
25. Website Designer (sadly, yes, because I was the most web-savvy person in the company. I made this website, many years ago, though it's changed a bit. I quickly realized web design was not the job for me.)
    
26. Communications Specialist
    
27. Public Policy Analyst
    
28. Actor
    
29. Fashion Designer
    
30. Criminologist (!!!)
    
31. Special Effects Technician
    
32. Costume Designer
    
33. Interior Designer
    
34. Potter (tempting. But do potters get health insurance? Hmmm.)
    
35. Craftsperson (I like how generic this one is.)
    
36. Medical Secretary
    
37. Set Designer
    
38. Postal Clerk
    
39. Industrial Designer
    
40. Technical Writer
    

I'm surprised it doesn't mention advertising copywriter, which I'm very temperamentally suited to, except for the whole part where it makes me feel like my soul is dissolving.